Attack Of The Clones : “Battle Of The Stars”

Posted: December 14, 2015 in movies
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Filmed back-to-back with the much-more-widely seen Cosmos : War Of The Planets in 1977, director Alfonso Brescia’s “spaghetti space opera” Battle Of The Stars (or, as they called it back home, Battaglie Negli Spazi Stellari) is something of a curiosity. My best guess — and mind you, it’s only a guess — is that the flick itself never played any cinemas in the English-speaking world, and in fact it sat on the shelf for a nearly a year in Italy and was only released when our guy Alfonso’s first flick for the Nais Film production company had finally run its course in theaters.

I don’t know why, but I kind of like to imagine that the decision as to which one to put out first probably came down to a coin toss, and if it had gone the other way, I have no doubt that Battle Of The Stars would be the one “everyone” has seen, while Cosmos : War Of The Planets would be largely unknown.

So — just how “unknown” is this movie? A quick perusal of the IMDB reviews page for it reveals that of the 17 users who have opined on the flick there, all but one are actually talking about Cosmos : War Of The Planets, and a further Google search turns up precisely zero English-language reviews of the film. There’s one in German, one in French, and that’s it. Every other review of it online is actually a review of, you guessed it — Cosmos : War Of The Planets.

I’ll be honest — I’d never seen it myself until a few days ago, but I wanted to check it out for this little “Attack Of The Clones” review series, so I gave it the old college try — and discovered along the way where all the confusion between the two films stemmed from.


As it happens, a good number of people who thought they’d just watched Battle Of The Stars really hadn’t. That’s because the only DVD release of this thing was on a ten-movie box set from the late BCI/Eclipse entitled Space Odyssey that features, depending on which version of the set you’ve got, Cosmos : War Of The PlanetsBattle Of The Stars, or Brescia’s 1979 Star Wars knock-off, Star Odyssey. To further complicate matters, when Battle Of The Stars was replaced, for reasons only the company itself probably knows, by Cosmos : War Of The Planets, they didn’t actually bother to print a different version of the box’s cover sleeve, so even if you buy the version that supposedly contains Battle Of The Stars, you might be getting Cosmos : War Of The Planets anyway, and when you pop it in and press “play”  and see the titles run, odds are that you’ll just think Cosmos : War Of The Planets is an alternate title for the movie listed on the case — which is, of course, Battle Of The Stars.

Rest assured, though, that they are two separate films — even if they do feature more or less the exact same cast, and utilize the same costumes, props, sets, and even theme song. Yes, friends, “We Are Not Alone Here In Space” makes a return appearance in Battle Of The Stars, and this time the horribly-dubbed English version of the film features the full song rather than a few lonely snippets. Oh, lucky us.

Anyway, back to my search for a moment — I found precisely one copy of Space Odyssey for sale on eBay a couple weeks back, and even though the title list in the seller’s description specified that it was, indeed, the version that contained Battle Of The Stars rather than Star Odyssey, purchasing it was still something of a crap-shoot because I wouldn’t know until it arrived whether or not it really had Battle Of The Stars or Cosmos : War Of The Planets. Still, for $1.99, it wasn’t too pricey of a gamble to take, so I hit “but it now!” and waited for the mail to arrive. If this didn’t pan out, I’d just have to go the VHS route, I guess (the box art for which is pictured above).

The seller promised “quick shipping,” and they turned out to be every bit as good as their word, with the discs arriving in just five days. Now for the moment of truth. I unwrapped the package, stuck the disc claiming to contain Battle Of The Stars into the player, held my breath, and — bingo! It was the real deal, folks. So I guess what you’re reading here is a slice of internet B-movie history — the first-ever English-language review of Battle Of The Stars to appear online. I’ll try to take the weight of my responsibility seriously, I promise.


On second thought — fuck that. Let me get one final item of “housekeeping” out of the way and then we’ll dissect this pile of celluloid nonsense.

The last thing I noticed that I want to bring to your attention, as you’ll be able to see from the pictures above and below, is how virtually indistinguishable stills from this movie and stills from Cosmos : War Of The Planets are from each other. A Google image search turned up only a small handful of pictures even purporting to be from Battle Of The Stars, and, having now seen the film for myself, I can only say with absolute certainty that the two I’ve included with this review really are. The rest all turned out to be from — shit, do I even have to say it at this point?

So, yeah — the movie. It’s actually pretty straight-forward alien invasion stuff, with a lame horror twist : John Richardson is back in essentially the same role he played he played in Cosmos : War Of The Planets, only this time the brash young hot-head he portrays is a Captain named Mike Layton, who’s the designer of a “defense system” of some sort that is supposed to protect the future Earth he inhabits from marauding extraterrestrial threats. Naturally, when an evil race from several galaxies over called The Gonians decides to take a crack at conquering the planet, we’re going to need a super-protector — and he’s the man for the job, I guess.

The Gonians aren’t showing up empty-handed for the fight, either : they’re guided by a super-computer that makes all their decisions for them (yes, the same one that ran the planet with no name in Cosmos), and they have a (very small, by the look of things) army of — get this — mummies at their disposal. Plus, they’re shape-changers and can disguise themselves as anyone. They’ve got a big problem, though— see, greedy slobs that they are, they went and used up all the natural resources on their own planet and, as a result, they’re all physically decaying. Even though they can, once again, change their shape and assume any form they want. Their “plan,” such as it is, then, appears to be to take over our bodies with their consciousnesses or something. But before they can land their entire invasion fleet, they need to sabotage Captain Mike’s ingenious — and never really fully explained — “defense system.”


Not to worry (too much), though : with the help of his perky scientist girlfriend, Diane (Yanti Somer) and trusted sidekick,  Frank Bimble (Aldo Conti), we’re in good hands — and we’ve got allies in the form of a friendly alien race known as the Ganymedeans. Well, two Ganymedeans, at any rate : the rest were apparently offed when the Gonians invaded and then conquered their planet. So, ya know, these guys ought to be a living, breathing treasure-trove of good ideas on how to stop them, right?

In case you haven’t pieced it together yet, Battle Of The Stars is pretty lousy movie. The outcome’s never in doubt — of course Mike’s going to foil this whole dastardly invasion scheme before the end credits roll — but then the outcome in this sort of flick is never in doubt. The question is whether there’s going to be enough jaw-droppingly bizarre nonsense between “Point A” and “Point B” to make your roughly-hour-and-a-half (in this case precisely 87 minutes) watching it time well-spent. Sadly, the answer here is that there just isn’t. It’s not for lack of trying — Brescia and screenwriters Massimo Lo Jacomo and Giacomo Mazzocchi throw out every cheap quasi-psychedelic trick in the book to try to maintain your interest — but nothing on offer here rises to the vaunted level of “so bad it’s good,” and the film’s plodding pace and utter inability to have fun with its own inherent ridiculousness really drag things down. Preachy as Cosmos : War Of The Planets no doubt was, there was still a sense that the director knew his project wasn’t worth taking all that seriously — but, ironically, the far-less-topical Battle Of The Stars sees him in full-on grim-faced mode. Or, at least, as grim-faced as you can get in a movie about body-thieving shape-changers and mummies from outer space.


  1. trashfilmguru (Ryan C.) says:

    Reblogged this on Through the Shattered Lens.

  2. Aaron says:

    Didn’t want to leave this as a comment, but I haven’t had any luck finding an email for you and Twitter wouldn’t let me private message you.
    I’m a producer for “Cinema Insomnia with Mr Lobo” and I’ve been trying to hunt down a copy of Battaglie negli spazi stellari for a while for the show. We did an episode hosting War of the planets a couple years ago and thought this would be a great follow up to it.
    As you’ve stated here, the film is nearly impossible to find. I’ve gone through 2 Space Odyssey sets so far and ended up empty handed.
    I was wondering if it would be in any way possible to obtain a copy or rip of your dvd of it for the show or if not, if you have since discovered an easier way to buy it anywhere.
    Either way, thanks in advance for your time and feel free to respond to me via email and delete this comment once you’ve read it.

    • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

      I don’t have a DVD burner, so I’m afraid I can’t make you a copy, and as far as making a “rip” of it goes, I’m clueless as to how that works, but I suppose I could send you my copy if you promise to get it back to me fairly quickly. One thing’s for sure, quit buying those “Space Odyssey” sets ASAP, since you never know what you’re getting with those. Like you, I had heard that was the only way to even possibly find this thing, and as far as I know, apart from spending months or even longer trying to hunt down a VHS copy, that’s still true. Certainly no one’s told me about it being available any other way. So, yeah, shoot me your shipping info and I can loan mine out to you for awhile.

  3. Aaron says:

    Should I just post it here or should we move this to email?

  4. I’ve been looking for this movie on DVD for years. I saw it on TV twice in the mid 1980s. At the time it seemed really cool and scary, especially the space mummies. Well, I was only ten years old back then. If I have a chance to view it again I will probably be much less impressed. But, still, I would still like to see it again, just for the heck of it. Every time I *thought* that I found a copy of the movie on DVD, it turned out to be another one of Alfonso Brescia’s other space opera movies with a really similar title that used a lot of the same props, sets & costumes. I see from this blog post that I wasn’t the only one getting confused by that. Hope I can finally track this one down.

    • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

      I’d offer to loan you mine but I already did that for somebody and so far it hasn’t been returned!

      • Aaron M. Lane says:

        You didn’t ship it to me, did you Ryan?
        We talked about it a while back, but you haven’t responded to my last few emails.
        I never got it, if you sent it to me.

      • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

        No I loaned it to a more local guy first on the pretext that he’d have it for a few days, then I’d get it your way, and he’s been ducking me ever since.

      • Aaron M. Lane says:

        Oh, okay. I was worried there for a second that it had gotten lost in the mail on its way to me or something.

        Sorry to hear that. If/when you get it back, once I get it, I’ll set up a digital file for you online, so if anyone else wants to see it, you can just send them the link and you don’t have to risk your original disk.

      • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

        That sounds great! Apparently lots of people want to see this flick!

      • *Sigh!* If you ever get it back please let me know. In the meantime I’m going to ask around on some of the sci-fi and monster groups on Facebook to see if anyone else has it.

      • Aaron M. Lane says:

        Ben, if you find a copy before Ryan gets his back, could I trouble you for a file rip or copy of it?
        Trying to get a hold of it for a show I produce called Cinema Insomnia.
        If I could find somewhere to buy it reliably I would, but I learned the hard way that a lot of copies of War of the Planets are mislabeled as this film, so it’s hard to get a hold of.

      • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

        It’s a public domain flick. You have to wonder why Mill Creek or somebody like that hasn’t issued it as a stand-alone DVD. There are obviously customers for it!

      • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

        Let me know if you have any luck!

  5. Aaron M. Lane says:

    Hey Ryan
    I just thought I’d see if you ever managed to get your copy of this returned to you?
    I’m still trying to hunt down an actual copy of this film to use on an episode of Cinema Insomnia, since we already did War of the Planets and thought this could be a fun companion piece.

  6. Bradley J. Karvonen says:

    They’re sold at
    super strange video . com

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