Stalker From Between The Stalks : “The Girl In The Cornfield”

Posted: December 4, 2016 in movies
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The siren call of micro-budget horror cinema has been lodging itself deep into my brain with something akin to relentlessness lately, and for those who like their fright flicks done on the cheap, Amazon Prime’s streaming service is definitely the place to be these days. Films that will quite clearly never go any further — and often ones that you’d be amazed even made it this far — are as plentiful as seagulls at a landfill there, and often the garbage metaphor turns out to be a pretty good one. Still, once you’re hooked, you’re hooked, and you eventually find yourself speaking almost an entirely different cinematic language, of sorts : production values are gauged on a scale of relative plausibility in accordance with the budget at hand, you make a lot more allowances for obviously substandard acting, you learn to find needles in haystacks in the form of unexpectedly effective shots that belie some usually-accidental sense of genuine artistry, and you gain a newfound appreciation for things like lighting, shot composition, story pacing, etc. that don’t necessarily require a tremendous amount of money to pull off well.

And yet, even for all of that, there’s no denying that most of these flicks are just plain bad — the question is, would they be any good with some actual resources behind them? To be honest, the vast majority of micro-budget efforts don’t provide enough evidence either way to answer that question definitively. Most offer flashes of something potentially greater here and there, but they come and go pretty quickly and are usually buried under waves of sheer incompetence that no amount of money could fix — after all, the backyard autuers who make up the micro-budget rank and file are usually undiscovered and/or ignored by Hollywood for good reason, in the same way that most film bloggers such as myself probably don’t have “what it takes” to be the next in-house movie critic for Rolling Stone or somesuch. Still, these amateur directors, actors, screenwriters, producers, etc. are probably in it for much the same reason myself and my fellow armchair critics do what we do — because it’s fun, and we can.

Ryan Callaway is one such “in it for the love of it” dime-store Spielberg, and he seems to be making a go of it — earlier in 2016 he wrapped his latest feature, The Girl In The Cornfield, and he’s got a solid backlog of flicks you’ve no doubt never even heard of, much less seen, behind him, as well as a couple others in the works that will probably make it onto Amazon just as this one has. So, hey, more power to him and his wife, Amy, who serves as his frequent co-writer and co-producer. He’s obviously got some ability, as this is a reasonably good-looking flick, and he should be given “props” for concocting a film with a more-or-less entirely female cast that doesn’t require any of them to lose their tops or giggle like silly schoolchildren and instead presents women as the real, actual people we know they are — but when he tries to move from the real to the surreal, well, that’s where he kind of loses his own plot.

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Speaking of which — BFFs Heather (played by Briana Aceti) and Corrine (Tina Duong) are driving home late one night with Heather’s little sister, Tiffany (Madeline Lupi) in the back seat. It’s been a long day, and when Heather starts to nod off at the wheel, she ends up hitting a woman in a white dress (Mollie Sperduto) who stumbles out of the cornfield at the side of the road and right into the path of her vehicle. The supposed “crash” isn’t particularly well-executed, but with a budget of $20,000 (according to IMDB, at any rate) there’s only so much you can do. And what our titular girl from the cornfield has apparently done is fucked off back to wherever it was that she came from. Our ostensible heroines follow a trail of blood left behind in her wake, but of the mystery woman herself, there’s no sign. They report the incident to the cops — hey, you’ve gotta venture off the Children Of The Corn script at some point — and then return home, only to discover that whoever (or maybe that should be whatever) they made violent contact with has come with them, and is determined to ramp up her campaign of terror from nightly apparition-style visits to flat-out destruction of their very lives in due course. Next time, I guess, make sure whoever you hit is good and dead.

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I’m not sure where this was filmed, but things get a lot more authentic-looking once they get out of the cornfield, which looks like it was slapped up in a low-rent soundstage to me (even if it wasn’t). Authenticity is the order of the day for the principal cast members, as well, none of whom are especially great, by any means, but who are all generally believable in their various roles and could probably make a go of it as TV guest stars or something with a few more acting lessons under their belts. So it’s not like we’re dealing with a completely hopeless production here by any means.

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That being said, this is a darn fine example of a micro-budget director trying to bite off more than he can probably chew. Callaway delivers a handful of quite gorgeous shots (such as the one pictured directly above), but his script loses focus precisely when it should be ramping up, and he simply doesn’t have the cash on hand to effectively traverse the more “trippy” supernatural road that things go down and would probably (okay, certainly) have been better served tethering his ambitions to a more earthly — and therefore achievable — realm. He’s got a sequel in the works, and maybe that will address some of these problems, but given that it’s got a working title of Where Demons Dwell : The Girl In The Cornfield 2, it sounds like he’s determined to double down on the ethereal and supernatural. He’d better hustle up at least 40 grand if he wants to do it right.

Comments
  1. Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

    Reblogged this on Through the Shattered Lens.

  2. Hello fellow “Ryan C”, glad you found some things to appreciate about “The Girl in the Cornfield”. I like your writing style (and in my opinion it’s no less readable than the “in-house Rolling Stone critics”) and you made me LOL a couple of times so I’ll be tuning in from now on.
    Side note – we did have significantly more money to work with on the sequel but whether that changes things for some folks or not – we shall see.

    • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

      Thanks for noticing my review and taking the time to comment! I’ve had micro-budget directors get kind of bent out of shape with me in the past when my reviews haven’t been to their liking, and while I’m sure you would have preferred me giving your film a glowing appraisal, I do have to call ’em like I see ’em, and as you said, there were definitely some things about it that I liked — I especially give you credit for bucking the trend of one-dimensional female portrayals in genre cinema, which is still a huge problem. And you deserve plenty of respect just for getting something like this made and getting it out there. If you want to send me a link to the sequel or that other film I saw you have coming up, I’d be happy to review either or both of them — if you want me to, that is!

      • I think the criteria by which you judge alone makes you a more fair “micro-budget film” reviewer than most. And I would never get po’d at someone for an honest review. I’ve heard from enough people and seen enough out there to know some folks really dig the movie, others not so much. To each their own. That being said, anyone who would claim that one of my movies has no redeeming value whatsoever and is abominable in all aspects… I’d respect their right to their opinion. But I would probably tell them to go smoke a stick of dynamite.

        And thank you, I hate the way women are often portrayed in these movies so I’ve always strived to show that it CAN be different. As for the sequel, yeah I’d love for you to review it! If you were local to NJ I’d invite you to the premier early next month but I’ll send a link. I only ask that if you hate it, you hold off on the review until after it’s out (1/13). Even studios seem to be careful with that so for a very little indie like us, any early bad press could be harmful. I’m confident it’s a pretty good film but… I’d be narcissistic to think everyone will feel the same way.

      • Ryan C. (trashfilmguru) says:

        Unfortunately, I’m not in your area, but I’d be more than glad to give it a look if you send me a link when it’s ready. I’ll be more than happy to respect your release date, as well, that’s totally understandable.

  3. Victor De Leon says:

    Hmm this sounds watchable, Ryan, and based on the correspondence between you and Callaway, I am eager to check it out. Thanks for the head’s up bro!

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